Your Wallet is Trash.
Let's Prove It.
Get brutally roasted for your terrible trading decisions. Hold $ROAST to unlock premium insults.
HALL OF SHAME
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ROADMAP TO HELL
Our master plan to turn your financial trauma into entertainment.
Ignition Sequence
Fair launch of $ROAST token on Raydium. Implementation of token-gated features: Holders unlock the 'Gordon Ramsay' AI persona for maximum verbal abuse.
Fueling the Inferno
Aggressive marketing campaigns to onboard the masses. Automated developer buybacks funded by ad revenue. 100% of Liquidity Pool tokens locked forever.
Maximum Exposure
Integration with Enterprise RPCs (Helius/Triton) for deep history analysis. We'll start calculating 'Realized PnL' to generate heatmaps of your worst trades ever.
The Cult of Roast
Establishing a self-sustaining ecosystem. Massive community buyback & burn events. Weekly 'Roast Championships' with $ROAST prizes to build the strongest community in crypto.
Hourly Rekt Pot 🏆
Highest Rugs win.
WHY HOLD $ROAST?
We're not just roasting wallets. We're building a utility ecosystem for the most savage community in crypto.
Unlock Personas
Access premium roast modes like 'Gordon Ramsay' & 'E-Girl'.
Burn to Pin
Pay in $ROAST to pin your enemy's wallet to the Hall of Shame.
Revenue Share
Top holders get a % of ad revenue from the site.
Savage Roasts
AI-powered insults that hurt because they're true.
100% Anonymous
No wallet connection. We don't want your dust.
Real Utility
Hold $ROAST to unlock premium features.